R.I.P. Senor Facial Hair

            So today is a sad day for my facial hair.  Yes, it was fun when it lasted but it must go.  Too often I find mustache hairs in my mouth and too often I catch myself stroking my chin hairs, caught up in some distant reverie, ignoring the world passing by around me.  To be honest, it is a liability to my health and education and I have to part with it.  We’ve become close over these past few weeks, taking walks together in the park and honing our Spanish speaking skills against one another.  Mr. Facial Hair, I will always have a place for you in my heart.  Goodbye.  If you would like to share a few parting words as well, please comment below.  In fact, write an ode if you so desire.  I know I will appreciate your kind words and I’m sure Mr. Facial Hair will hear and enjoy them from beard heaven as well.

The day before we had go our separate ways.